Once upon a time there was a wombat you loved to mock Al Franken.

Father was a young man who loved to see his parents happy but then one day he got sad and started getting mad at the universe. "Oh no not the universe!", he cried. But then later he was okay about it for a while but after that he changed his mind and got mad at his hat :(

What he really wanted was a golden hat! Yes! A golden hat! That would solve all his problems!

Once upon a time there was a wombat you loved to mock Al Franken.

"Oh no not the universe!"

Father was a young man who loved to see his parents happy but then one day he got sad and started getting mad at the universe. "Oh no not the universe!", he cried. But then later he was okay about it for a while but after that he changed his mind and got mad at his hat :(

What he really wanted was a golden hat! Yes! A golden hat! That would solve all his problems!

Too many opportunities